I am an amazing person.

Just thought that would make a great opening line.

 

I do things in runs. A few days ago (as I'm sure you've heard) I when on a run of breaking things.

the Wii, the garbage disposal, the dishwasher, the vacuum cleaner, the coffee pot. Wow. That was a good time.

 

Today my run is locking myself out of things.

I woke up and, as is my habit on Mondays went to the gym to workout and lift weights, after this I needed to fill, up on gas. So I dropped over to the gas station and pumped a few in. Upon completion I turn to see my keys sitting on the front seat of my LOCKED car.

It was approx 45 degrees and I was in shorts, laying on the pavement of the Shell station trying to find my hide-a-key. No luck. So I had to call John to leave class and come unlock my car. Thanks to both John and Sarah for understanding I am a dork.

 

Next up at work.

My PIN number and my assigned work password are 2 digits off from each other. I can never remember what two are different (ps. had this problem at the gas pump as well and ended up using my credit card instead) Well, at work I flubbed it up enough times to get locked out and had to call IT.

Thumbs up again.

 

Then I had a brief spell of getting stuck in the bathroom.

 

Just now I forgot my iPhone password and it has disabled itself.

 

 

My car, my work computer, the bathroom, my phone.

 

When I get on a roll I am amazing.